Tuesday, March 30, 2010

8 Ways to Survive College

8. There is no recess, just deal with it
7. Schedule classes around your Happy Hour
6. Boring Lecture? Start a wave!
5. College-level algebra: a pack of Ramen Noodles = one delicious meal
4. Clever margin manipulation can turn a 3 page outling into a 6 page essay
3. Football games were never meant to be observed from anywhere behind the second row
2. If an 8 am class is required for you major, change your major
1. Enjoy being a Freshman- It will be the best 4 years of your life!

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